Just a little something
mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

One of my personal bugbears. I’m looking at you, Aaron Sorkin.

mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

One of my personal bugbears. I’m looking at you, Aaron Sorkin.

basedpidgeot:

ker-smash:

taskscape:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Give me this owl

stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

iamamessimustconfess:

vladimirnootin:

mashable:

So many items arranged so beautifully.

This is so satisfying to look at.

this makes me happy

I particularly like the citrus one.

Do you have any pictures of dogs running so fast they look like they're hover-crafts? Love your blog by the way, totally brightens my day!

drcabl3:

doublepistolsandawonk:

thecutestofthecute:

ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1

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jesus lord

dear einhornglitzenkampf

Happy 35th birthday, Hermione Jean Granger (19/09/1979)

brook:

sizvideos:

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this is the happiest thing i’ve ever seen

aplacetolovedogs:


My wife usually comes back from work by 7 pm and plays fetch with the dogs, she is running late today  Inplainsights
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aplacetolovedogs:

My wife usually comes back from work by 7 pm and plays fetch with the dogs, she is running late today :( Inplainsights

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I really have to take issue with this: “the Western portion of the world, Westeros - the rich and civilized portion.” This isn’t true.

1. Westeros is poorer and less economically developed than Essos. It’s far less urbanized than Essos. It’s an exporter primarily of natural resources and can’t produce the advanced manufactured goods it imports from the Free Cities. Its financial system is really quite crude, especially in comparison to the large banks and insurance companies of Braavos. It has very few roads and none of them Valyrian; main thoroughfares like the Kingsroad don’t have bridges over major rivers but use fords instead; it lacks internal canals to connect major river systems.

2. Westeros is less politically developed. It’s only been politically unified for 300 years, and even that weak feudal state is extremely shaky and may not survive. Essos has had continent-spanning empires that lasted for thousands of years. It has much more diversity of political systems - republics with separation of powers and political parties, merchant oligarchies, elected tyrants, etc.

3. Westeros is considered less culturally developed. Essosi call Westerosi unwashed barbarians, referring to them by the inaccurate title of “Andals.” (reminds me of the way Americans and Europeans labeled various nationalities by incorrect names because they didn’t speak the language) The Essosi of the Free Cities are the blood of Old Valyria; the Ghiscari have their empire, the Dothraki have their prophecies of manifest destiny, and the Qartheen are the pureblooded descendants of the greatest city that ever was or ever will be. Westerosi nobles are sent to the Free Cities to get culturally enriched, not the other way around. In terms of cultural production, most mummers are imported from Essos, as Westeros has no tradition of theater.

When engaging with ASOIAF, you have to analyze the world of Planetos as it is, rather than automatically applying heuristics based on our own world. Assuming that west = rich, civilized, and east = the Other (because that’s how it’s been presented in the past) is falling into the same essentialist trap that Edward Said and others are critiquing.

racefortheironthrone, discussing how Westeros is not culturally superior to Essos (via racefortheironthrone)

I love this. My one quibble is that the Westerosi do call themselves “Andals” (or at least the non-Northerners do, because they are descended from the First Men rather than the later invading Andals, who originate from Essos.

aplacetolovedogs:

judygabbai:
this just made my day

aplacetolovedogs:

judygabbai:

this just made my day